http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin adult,roleplay,SRP,sex,chat,wives,sexy,incest,fetish,feet,foot,woman en Wed, 08 Sep 2010 01:24:49 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/images/misc/rss.jpg http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45201&goto=newpost Tue, 07 Sep 2010 05:59:47 GMT Happy Birthday to Vampire Moon. Sorry I missed it on Sunday, milady. I've sent you a birthday drink, and someone to drink it with, since it is so late:



Hope it was a great one. ]]> General Spew Roland http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45201 http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45200&goto=newpost Fri, 03 Sep 2010 05:24:00 GMT A paraprosdokian (from Greek "παρα-", meaning "beyond" and "προσδοκία", meaning "expectation") is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists.
Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but also play on the double meaning of a particular word, creating a syllepsis.


Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Ø I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Ø The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Ø Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Ø If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

Ø We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Ø War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Ø The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Ø To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Ø A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Ø How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Ø Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Ø Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

Ø I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.

Ø A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

Ø Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".

Ø I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Ø I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

Ø Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Ø Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Ø Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?

Ø Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Ø You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Ø The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Ø Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Ø A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Ø Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

Ø Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

Ø I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

Ø Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

Ø There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

Ø I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

Ø I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

Ø When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Ø You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Ø To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Ø Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Ø Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

Ø A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Ø If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

Ø Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. ]]> Games, Jokes and Quizzes dl2lp http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45200 http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45195&goto=newpost Fri, 27 Aug 2010 23:16:54 GMT The Anglo-Zanzibar War was fought between the United Kingdom and Zanzibar on 27 August 1896. With a duration of only 38 minutes, it holds the record of being the shortest war in recorded history. The war broke out after Sultan Hamad bin Thuwaini, who had willingly co-operated with the British... The Anglo-Zanzibar War was fought between the United Kingdom and Zanzibar on 27 August 1896. With a duration of only 38 minutes, it holds the record of being the shortest war in recorded history.

The war broke out after Sultan Hamad bin Thuwaini, who had willingly co-operated with the British colonial administration, died on 25 August 1896, and his nephew, Khalid bin Bargash, seized power in what amounted to a coup d'état. The British favoured another candidate, Hamud bin Muhammed, whom they believed would be easier to work with, and delivered an ultimatum ordering Bargash to abdicate. Bargash refused, and instead assembled an army that consisted of about 2,800 men and the former Sultan's armed yacht H.H.S. Glasgow anchored in the harbour. While Bargash's troops set to fortifying the palace, the Royal Navy assembled five warships in the harbour in front of the palace (three modern protected cruisers, the Edgar class HMS St George, the Pearl class HMS Philomel and the Archer class HMS Racoon; plus the two gunboats HMS Thrush and HMS Sparrow). The British also landed parties of Royal Marines to support the "loyalist" regular army of Zanzibar, numbering 900 men in two battalions led by General Lloyd Mathews, formerly a Royal Navy lieutenant.

Despite the Sultan's last-minute efforts to negotiate for peace via the U.S. representative on the island, the Royal Navy ships opened fire on the palace at 9 am on 27 August 1896 as soon as the ultimatum ran out. The Glasgow was soon sunk, and, with the palace falling down around him and escalating casualties, Bargash beat a hasty retreat to the German consulate where he was granted asylum. The shelling stopped after 45 minutes.

The British demanded that the Germans surrender the erstwhile Sultan to them, but he escaped to sea on 2 October 1896. He lived in exile in Dar es Salaam until captured by the British in 1916. He was later allowed to live in Mombasa where he died in 1927.

As a final act, Britain demanded payment from the Zanzibar government to pay for the shells fired on the country. ]]> General Spew wench http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45195 http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45194&goto=newpost Thu, 26 Aug 2010 19:06:58 GMT Rolling Stone chooses the top 10 Beatles songs.
In honour of the 40th anniversary of the Beatles' final studio album, Let It Be, Rolling Stone magazine recently released a Collectors Edition issue, listing the top 100 Beatles songs of all time.

To whet readers' appetites for the special issue, Rolling Stone has posted a list of the Top 10 Beatles Songs online today, which is as follows

1. A Day in the Life
2. I Want to Hold Your Hand
3. Strawberry Fields Forever
4. Yesterday
5. In My Life
6. Something
7. Hey Jude
8. Let It Be
9. Come Together
10. While My Guitar Gently Weeps


A quick look tells me that it's nothing like mine though I'll have to spend some thinking about mine.

Any favourites? ]]> Entertainment Ancient_Briton http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45194 http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45193&goto=newpost Thu, 26 Aug 2010 12:01:07 GMT Its been along time since I been back here and it seems the addiction to this site is not what it used to be . I'm still writing stories but on my personal bases as well as just living.

I have to say thank you all for your friendships and the laughter that we had and the all around fun . But for me its time to move on as I already been getting on with my life and through each stone she throws at me.

Love you all but Its time to move on to brighter things . ]]> General Spew Riley http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45193 http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45191&goto=newpost Tue, 24 Aug 2010 04:21:22 GMT ....for the past few years, my dad has been dealing with liver cancer....with much success, though the past few months and weeks, he has been getting progressively worse. Today in particular.....a part of me wants him to beat this damn thing.....but another part doesn't want him to suffer any more then he has to. Especially if it's only going to prolong his pain.

*sighs* ]]> General Spew ken_adenee http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45191 http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45189&goto=newpost Mon, 23 Aug 2010 17:16:54 GMT Sorry that I may sound thick guys...but how do I type in a sig in my profile? Any help will be kissably accepted! *flutters lashes*...LOL ;-) Sorry that I may sound thick guys...but how do I type in a sig in my profile?

Any help will be kissably accepted! *flutters lashes*...LOL ;-) ]]> General Spew Oceangirl http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45189 http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45185&goto=newpost Wed, 18 Aug 2010 20:39:15 GMT Who would you choose? Girls:..Do you wish the same figure as? Guys: do you wish to look like? Tell me dammit!!...LOLOLOLOLOL! ;-) And maybe...just maybe..Ill let you into a little secret eh? ;-) Who would you choose?

Girls:..Do you wish the same figure as?


Guys: do you wish to look like?

Tell me dammit!!...LOLOLOLOLOL! ;-)

And maybe...just maybe..Ill let you into a little secret eh? ;-) ]]> General Spew Oceangirl http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45185 http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45184&goto=newpost Wed, 18 Aug 2010 20:10:41 GMT If anyone is of a flirty nature...(like I am...LOL) ..and wants to chat on messenger...PM me and let me know ok? ;-)(evil) If anyone is of a flirty nature...(like I am...LOL) ..and wants to chat on messenger...PM me and let me know ok? ;-)(evil) ]]> General Spew Oceangirl http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45184 http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45181&goto=newpost Tue, 17 Aug 2010 15:11:07 GMT I seen it was your birthday so thought id say happy bday Image: http://i38.tinypic.com/ay6fzo.gif I seen it was your birthday so thought id say happy bday

]]> General Spew Dreigha http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45181 http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45180&goto=newpost Tue, 17 Aug 2010 05:10:08 GMT According to the site calendar, today is National (AA) Day~ A day to celebrate us~

It's a good day to think about the friendships, connections and fun that can be found here.

I hope you each have a smile today as you share part of your day with (AA).

:daisy: ]]> General Spew tybee http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45180 http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45176&goto=newpost Mon, 16 Aug 2010 18:19:54 GMT Wanted to ask everyone to keep my aunt in their thoughts. She has lung surgery on Wednesday to remove a large mass off her lung. They believe it is cancer and are hoping to get it all but will no know untill they do a biopsy on it and then make sure it hasn't spread to the lung its self.

This women pretty much raised me so can use all the good thoughts i can get for her. She will be moving in with me while she recovers and under goes chemo if thats what they need to do.

thanks guys :) ]]> General Spew Dreigha http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45176 http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45174&goto=newpost Sat, 14 Aug 2010 14:04:38 GMT I found this on another site this morning, and had to share :D A guy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan... I found this on another site this morning, and had to share :D





A guy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?"

Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany .

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bud.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living -- or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep........

"Now give me back my dog!" ]]> Games, Jokes and Quizzes Roland http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45174 http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45168&goto=newpost Tue, 10 Aug 2010 13:54:57 GMT Congratulations D on this amazing milestone. ! Image: http://i457.photobucket.com/albums/qq299/chottabittu/congratulations0an8.jpg Congratulations D on this amazing milestone. !


]]> General Spew Ruth http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45168 http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45166&goto=newpost Mon, 09 Aug 2010 22:12:17 GMT Anyone interested? Anyone interested? ]]> Sports chuckus http://www.adultadventurers.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45166